Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.

by $lapaho April 7, 2020

middle eastern people

Kind and hospitable groups of people who come from the middle east. Ranging from Persians, Turks, Jews, Arabs, and others, the Middle East is a very diverse and varied place home to many cultures and religions, such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Irreligion and others. Racewise, most people from the middle east are Caucasians, although there are small minorities of Sub-Saharan Africans and East Asians in some areas.

Although many people in the middle east are modern people, yearning for freedom, the governments of the Middle East are corrupt and authoritarian, blocking any attempts at reform.

Home to great food and art, the middle east is the home of many technological and mathematics, for example, being the birthplace of modern algebra and the cradle of civilization. Middle Eastern people are very warm and kind and love a good party.

Have you ever been to a Lebanese party? Middle eastern people sure do know how to get turnt!

by Just some guy on here October 3, 2017

Esteban

Esteban is a cute and smart guy although you might not see it he has allot of expieriens and has an enormous dick he is strong but always trys to stay out of trouble he runs fast and learns to trust people

Once fallen inlove youl figure out how much u love him and you will never let go he has allot of respect and a good heart

Friend: my dog just died

Esteban:dont cry hes in a better place now
Friend: but i miss him so much

Esteban: i know how it feels.to lose some one but u gotta know he will always be in your heart and is some where undreamable

Esteban: do u understand
friend: yes thank you Esteban your a true friend

by levinator January 1, 2015

Easter bunny ass nigga

Some bitch nigga hoppin in yo lawn and dropping tiny egg shaped shit in yo yard, if you see a nigga like that, send his ass flying to Saudi Arabia and see how that shit'll fly.

I seen some easter bunny ass nigga hoppin all up in your yard, so I did you a favor and got his ass got.

by SophisticatedTroll September 8, 2016

eastern randolph high school

the biggest redneck school in randolph county. also home to the biggest number of kids attending who have an std or are pregnant. our school is addicted to football as well.

After moving to Eastern Randolph High School, Jane became pregnant, contracted siphilus, and bought a Ford pick-up truck.

by Barbalinaa March 1, 2008

eastenders

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.

Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.

by Kay March 18, 2004

Maryland's Eastern Shore

Known by some as "bumblefuck" or "the Vortex," it's a place where most people who are born there want to get the hell out but just can't, and everyone else thinks it's the most fun place in the world (which would explain why real estate values keep doubling). They wrote the book on the fisherman's way of life, so don't try to trash-talk pick-up trucks, sailing, crabbing, or just sitting in a little rowboat with a cooler full of worms and beer. However, the area's quaint feel and natural, insular background are the perfect conditions for the influx of culture going on at the moment; this is the island the wedding party went back to in Wedding Crashers-- politicians love the area especially in Talbot County, where there are a lot of republican sympathies (as opposed to the western shore) but also a fair few music producers stay to chill out and enjoy a very low-maintenance lifestyle. Only warnings: don't get too violent if someone "pipes" you, there is a disproportionate number of old people, and cops hate teenagers, who can sometimes get arrested for things like loitering and underage posession of cigarettes. Solution: boat parties. Disclaimer: avoid Cambridge at all costs, unless you feel like investing in condoms to wear as gloves. You'll need them.

We're headed to Maryland's Eastern Shore-- yeah, there's gonna be a crab-picking festival, the governor and Dave Matthews are gonna be there.

by fivealarm November 12, 2006