Bod Envy 

The feeling someone gets after seeing someone else with a superior body.

Michael is very self-conscious about his physique, he suffers from a sever case of bod envy, especially when he's at the beach.

Bod Envy by Mr Natural June 1, 2007

check envy 

When you go to the check cashing spot with a check for more then the tellers salary , and they either deny services or hassle you about ID's and verification because they are jealous.

"They told me I needed proof of address. I cash the same check here every week with the same I.D. , she just got check envy."

check envy by tweak201 February 25, 2009

coast envy 

A feeling of inferiority causing normally down-to-earth midwesterners to compensate for their location by adopting elitist attitudes and snobbish tastes.

Illinois would be a nice, homespun Midwestern state but for all those Chicagoans and their coast envy.

coast envy by ajms84 June 21, 2009

plate envy 

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you

Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!

plate envy by rapmac November 8, 2009

Wedding Envy

When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.

John: "But you said you loved me."
Suzy: "It was just a period of wedding envy, now go away."

Wedding Envy by mr. magoo knows things November 24, 2009

Camel Envy 

Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....

The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.

To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”

Camel Envy by The Fuse February 26, 2010

Pumpkin Envy 

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.

Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.

Pumpkin Envy by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010