Electronic Stroke

When a device quits working or starts glitching out for no apparent reason.

"Do you want to play some Dark Souls?"
"I can't man, my PS4 is having an Electronic Stroke."

by HydraMoonlight March 4, 2021

What's the size of an electron

I guess that's a good way of saying there isn't actually a way to do something right?

Hym "So they were asked 'What's the size of an electron?' And I guess the guy was saying it's not like a size thing but it's a 'field' or something. But whatever, what you are doing is worse than what I'm doing so what I'm going to do crank it up another order of magnitude if you don't stop, let it go, and leave me alone with the preceeds of my own labor."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Electron

Ram-eating framework to make apps for lazy people.

person: I made an app with Electron!
smart person: so you just put your website into an app
person: uhh
smart person: yeah

by purplecubeee September 23, 2023

electronic hairball

When an electronic device inexplicably stops working and, after multiple and different attempts to get it to work again, i.e., unplugging, plugging back in, re-booting etc., it starts working again.

It had an electronic version of a hairball.

After resetting the DIP switches and software configurations, the jimsonator started working again. I guess that cleared the EHB (electronic hairball).

by Arcturan October 14, 2011

electronic undergrowth

The morass of irrelevant and confusing messages transmitted by electronic media that conceal important information hidden in their midst. For example, receiving 70+ e-mails a day of which five are actually relevant, three are essential and one is absolutely vital. Unfortunately that single crucial message is overlooked whilst you plough through the other totally unnecessary communications and you therefore get a bollocking for doing 65 unnecessary things and 4 sensible things that could have waited whilst you could have done the one career-saving thing that you didn't become aware of until it was too late.

I'm sorry I didn't attend that vital meeting; your e-mail was lost in my electronic undergrowth.

by robo283 May 18, 2008

<.7.9.7.6.I, ANgel Hellstrom Jose Robles Aresesisa Arisesisa Wearing Dickie Brands Outside??????? For Moist Electronic Sports, I<.0.6.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.I, ANgel Hellstrom Jose Robles Aresesisa Arisesisa Wearing Dickie Brands Outside??????? For Moist Electronic Sports, I<.0.6.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.I, ANgel Hellstrom Jose Robles Aresesisa Arisesisa Wearing Dickie Brands Outside??????? For Moist Electronic Sports, I<.0.6.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Electronical

A word to describe people with a complete lack of any sort of technological understanding..

I don't really use the interweb....I've never been good with anything ELECTRONICAL

by MATTheBRATT November 21, 2023