ego-boobst

What guy feels anytime an attractive gal --- especially a "new" chick whom he's only recently met --- willingly allows him to touch her "treasure chest", especially if said "treasures" are fairly shapely/bountiful. The theory, of course, is that such delightful "personal objects" are extra-desirable and thus are surely being actively sought after by many tongue-lolling males, and so the guy figures that he must be extra-special and valued in the buxom chick's eyes if she lets him fondle her fun-pillows, since conceivably she would not allow just anyone access to them.

I was kind and gentle to an attractive plumpish lady on a bicycle whom I met while I was also out cycling, and within an hour or two we were back at her place and she was stretched out on her bed stark-naked and letting me give her a full-body massage... what an awesome ego-boobst!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Ego-namer

Someone who puts their own name into Urban Dictionary just so that they can make up things about their genitalia size, good personality, etc. Judging by this,you can assume that everything in their posts are completely false. They are also commonly associated with Down Syndrome.

Gilbert:hey look at my definition for my name in urban dictionary that i definitely didnt write
Samantha:fucking ego-namer
Samantha:*leaves and never comes back*
Gilbert:is it because i have down syndrome?

by gearworks July 3, 2018

Alter Ego

the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer

DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge?
MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego

QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz
IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan

by DEICER December 15, 2022

Console Ego

A phrase used to describe a gamer who has been disillusioned to think they are better than they really are. The core reason why they think they are better than what they really are is because they were accustomed to stomping low skilled dad gamers and squeakers in console lobbies (AI lobbies). The most common scenarios where the console ego is heard is when a console player switches to PC, and still holds the belief that they are the best even though they are probably mediocre when compared to the PC population.

"Yeah not sure why he still think's he's good, dude definitely has a console ego."

by XDsoccerkicker August 1, 2022

Ego Challenge

When one Does not care about the outcome of their attack and decides to do it anyway, even though they know if they get beat they will get scored on!

This guy ego challenged me and over-committed so I scored

by RF_s August 17, 2022

Emperor Ego

For people with a strong EGO, hustle or a strong will to become bigger and successful and Run things. C.e.o. mind type people

He/she stay on the grind and always on his own no hand out or nothing. real emperor ego.

by Jay owens May 6, 2022

Ego Fluffer

Noun.

A typology of "friend" that is used to stoke one's ego (pun intended) on matters of moral doubt.

As a fluffer is used on pornographic sets to keep male actors aroused, an Ego Fluffer is used to make you forget of your insecurities.

- I cheated on my boyfriend yesterday, am I a bad person?
-Ego Fluffer: "OMG, of corse not! You go girl!"

by AristoteLoL March 18, 2021