Keister For Easter

When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter

"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"

by THE GNAR!!!!!!!!! March 31, 2009

Easter Island

A nick-name for a really ugly big person with a huge head/neck. Also called Easter Island Head or Easter Island Face

Hey look here comes easter island, his head is huge.

by blahblahblahblahblahughhhhh November 4, 2009

easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marke r eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.

Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"

by Jennifiend July 20, 2008

Eastern cowboy

to have BMW, a shaven head, a leather jacket and hailing from Poland.

by Darius April 25, 2003

Eastern Passage

Pronunciation: 'E-st&rn 'pa-sij
Function: noun
An American slang term for one's anal orifice or opening

Tonight, my boyfriend will pound my Eastern Passage for the first time without using a condom or lube; it's going to hurt.

by Vigilance September 9, 2008

Easter Surprise

When a man is fucking a girl in the vagina and switches to her asshole, she screams out of surprise and you shove an easter egg in her mouth and yell "SHUT UP AND RESPECT JESUS, BITCH!"

Dude 1) My dumb bitch girlfriend wouldnt shut up during her easter surprise party.
Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!
Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.

by DEGOUCH1 April 28, 2009

Eastern Shore

"Eastern Shore"
The eastern part of Maryland across the bay from Baltimore. Starts from Cecil county down to Ocean City. A place of many rednecks and southern folk who all love 2 things and 2 things only, old bay and crabs. Winter is rainy and cold from November to March or maybe April? Summers are long with lots boats on the water tractors in the fields and Pennsylvanians, Jersians, and New yorkers coming to vacation in the hot and humid weather. Rebel and American flags are commonly seen outside or even inside homes as well as some kind of off-road vehicle or boat in the garage or barn adjecant to the residence.

"Have you ever been to the Eastern Shore?" "
Yep! I got fat on crabs for a week straight!"

by shoremafia October 9, 2016