iced earth

The kind of shiz you hand bang to!

OMFG! ICED EARTH! *head bangs*

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

Scum of the Earth

Me

I am the scum of the Earth.

by ExpressoDepresso May 7, 2019

earth biscuit

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.

by fratberry June 27, 2007

earphones

A way to make everyone start talking to you OVER your music or entertainment to piss you off.

1: (Puts earphones in)
mom: Get me some water!
dad: Pass me my glass
sister: (mouthing words0
1: (takes earphones out)
Everyone (Shuts up)

by #IStayLogical July 27, 2012

earth momma

groovy crunchy-granola mom-type who cherishes and takes care of anything and everything around her without question

That earth momma down the street raises her own vegetables and her own children.

by suunflowerss July 15, 2005

Google Earth

1) Software developed by Google which enables you to search the entire globe through satellite images.

2) My new crack.

I could see my car in the driveway with Google Earth.

by goo August 27, 2005

Flat Earth

A baseless "theory" conspiracy supported by a bunch of people who mindlessly follow it like a nonsensical cult. It has no evidence to back it up whatsoever, and any evidence that the flat earthers bring up can quickly be rebutted by a reasonably smart and logic-minded person, like me.

Guy: The earth is flat, globetards! Flat Earth is right!
Me: It's not. Can you explain why we have two hemispheres and they have different stars?
Guy: What? Fuck you! You are stupid and uneducated!

by Xosmic February 16, 2021