Hitting A Deer

When u suck at driving so much u wreck and tell ur parents u hit a deer

Matt Osborne "hit a deer" on the way to get some from RAH.

by Justin Evans And Chaz Balch April 6, 2005

deerfieldian

Although not technically the correct term for a student at Deerfield Academy, it has become accepted as such. It is a student whose superior education has taught him how to speak English correctly unlike the morons who attend their worthless school in Wallingford,CT. The community college bound Choate students might be more successful in their jibes if they could use this rather simple language well enough to formulate coherent sentences. For instance, the example given below is a direct quote from a Choatie. Perhaps if you were not such a miserable life form you could have made that sentence grammatically correct. In response to Deerfield girls' size, I hope all of you at Choate understand that having 90% of the female population being bulimic is a bad thing. Although in essence it could be good for society, because it is much more difficult for those who have had eating disorders to procreate.

Choatie: a Deerfieldian is "A group of students attending Deerfield Academy with the same intelliegence compared with their ancestoral roots the Neanderthals"

by Choaties are worthless May 8, 2005

Duber

A "Duber" (pronounced DOOBER) is an uber-douchebag. Duber is a word that can be used to describe a person who is far too douchey for the word "douchebag" to do justice to their character.

"So, did you tell Kevin it's over?"
"Yeah, I broke up with him yesterday."
"How did he take it?"
"That Duber keyed my car and shat on my doorstep!"

by lunchmuncher March 7, 2009

deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021

deerfield

One of the most highly selective boarding schools in the nation. An acceptance rate of less than 18% sets it apart from most other prep schools. Rival, Choate Rosemary Hall accepts all walks of life with a shamefully high rate of 28%.

Congratulations... You were accepted to Deerfield, that is quite a feat.

by TruthAboutAdmissions January 5, 2008

Deer Park

A small suburb in Ohio. There's nothing really to do there and many of the towns and other surburbs around them, who are rich by the way, look down on them. All their sports team suck. The only thing they have that is good is their marching band.

I'm leaving Deer Park as soon as I can.

by A Sad Girl From Deer Park September 15, 2010

deerfield light

The Delbarton School, an all boys day school that wishes it was a boarding school in New Jersey.

" Hey look, he's got a green hat with a big D on it, do you think he goes to Deerfield?"
"Nah, this is New Jersey, he goes to Delbarton."
"Whats that?"
"Deerfield Light."

by Agamemnon84 May 9, 2005