Dunch

Stupid or unintelligible

It was pretty dunch of you to do that!

by DinenNSaelis June 20, 2008

dunch

The act of coughing and unexpectedly releasing 1-2 day old food that has collected in the back of your throat, perhaps in the esophagus, and formed into a hard ball.

Mattie coughed and surprised Becky by dunching onto her shoulder. "disgusting", Becky replied.

by dunchbagvirgos July 4, 2009

Dunch

The act of defecating in ones hand, and smacking someone else with it. A doo-doo punch.

Alex dunched Chris so hard, doo-doo went everywhere.

by The Goblin: Gee October 11, 2010

Dunch

pronounced: dunch.
The exact meaning of the word is ambiguous; however, the context in which the word is used allows limitless connotations. Also, the strength of the descriptive words can imply the urgency of the word.

Neutral: "Man, you're such a dunch."
Positive: "Man, let's dunch all night long!"
Negative: "Man, you are a fucking dunch."
Very negative: "Man, I didn't want to tell you like this, but for the last 3 months you've been a total fuckin dunch. If there was a legal way for me to castrate you, you bet your ass I would. See you Friday."

by SloppyDonor November 1, 2007

drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

by vindows wertex February 5, 2008

dunching

Munching on a delicious snack whilst taking a dump.

I was hungry but I was taking a dump so I decided to start dunching

by fleever the q bag June 24, 2014

Dunch

{dA rather extreme form of Ass Spelunking occurring after lunch but before dinner. The extremeness being that it often involves shit covered orifices and brown mouth hugs. This can occur between two men/two women/man & woman. If more than two parties are involved it becomes a Group Dunching.

I dunched the shit outta that sorority chick last night!

Peter got all mad after we decided to dunch and I accidentally got some poo into his eye which gave him pink eye.

by dunchmaster5000 May 17, 2009