backseat driving

A person who sits in the backseat of someone's car and gives them directions where they should go though the driver already knows where to go and the person in the backseat opinions on where they should go doesn't matter.
Hey man let's go to Mcdonald's no wait let's go to Taco Bell...then my house

Shut up man stop backseat driving me I already know where I am going to go.
by Rustybeartrap May 23, 2011
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drive-by fruiting

Similar to a drive-by shooting or drive-by, except as a sign of superiority, fruit is thrown because the victim is too afraid to attack the aggressor, and hence is not worthy of a bullet.
MRS DOUBTFIRE: Oh, it was a run by fruiting dear.

Pierce Brosnan: *bemused look*
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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drive slow

the kanye west, paul wall & GLC song which supposivly talks about "slowing down your car when you see them hoes" or don't take life too quickly
"With the girls a lot a flirtin and all, dawg, f**k all that flirtin', I'm tryin' to get in some draws, so put me on with these hoes homey, he told me don't rush to get grown drive slow homey"
by #1 UseRName November 6, 2005
mugGet the drive slowmug.

driving finger

Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.
Your driving finger is the longest finger.
by andrew macnamee November 29, 2007
mugGet the driving fingermug.

Drive By Media

Media which consistantly reports news that is not accurate or is intentionally distorted.
1.I have "independent" and "private" sources that have told me directly that they had personally seen George W. Bush deliver dynamite to the Levees and blow them up during hurricane Katrina,to kill all the africans in New Orleans. This is Honky Whiteman reporting live for Drive By Media News.
by Mr.S. Blake October 12, 2008
mugGet the Drive By Mediamug.

Flesh Drive

A digital storage device used exclusively to house one's internet porn collection.
My daughter accidentally took my flesh drive to school with her today!!
by Chumley S. Rest March 3, 2010
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Test Drive

testing a girl or guy in sex performance before you want to commit to them.
Dude I don't think I'm going to fuck Becky again she wasn't good in her test drive.
by Jonathan Gallagher January 21, 2010
mugGet the Test Drivemug.

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