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postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.
The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Defenestrate

To uninstall Windows from one's computer and install a functional OS such as Linux.

(The original, classical definition of this term is "to throw something through a window". )
"I'm so sick of my laptop running so slowly, I'm going to defenestrate it and install Ubuntu!"
by Hugh Mannity October 28, 2009
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Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'
'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?
by The Moai April 11, 2005
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defenestrate

the act of pushing/shoving/chucking someone out a window
I really didnt mean to defenestrate bobby!
by josh is awesometastic November 13, 2006
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defenestrate

To throw something out the friggin window
Big Bad B got rip shit pissed at the friggin druggies, so he decided to defenestrate them. They ended up out the friggin window in the courtyard.

It has been said that if you defenestrate an elderly woman, she will snap in two.
by YoHaan April 23, 2006
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Fag Defense

The act of calling a person a fag once you've lost an argument as a scapegoat to get out of it. You know once you have done this, you have lost the FUCKING game. In most cases the person using this defense has a mental retardation and/or is a moron.
<Cadillac> All those brain cells never had a chance <Burt> Not to mention what it does to your dopamine <BillaBamNixon> Yeah and smoke is smoke bro <Fool> sdfu fags <Cadillac> LOL! <BillaBamNixon> LOL <Burt> wow nice fag defense
by JeffYes March 4, 2009
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the chewbacca defense

Johhny Cochrane's defense
If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
by Et Moi! January 3, 2004
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