major domo

The leader of the city of Labarnehawkin Bay the sweetest cit in the world.

Im running for major domo of labarnehawkin bay

by pablo fernando rodriguez April 8, 2005

dismount

The final finishing move a male does after mounting ones partner....sticking the landing with arms raised like an olympic gymnast...and waiting for the judges score (typically a room mate or anyone within earshot)

After finishing on the females back from doggystyle sex, he dismounted by doing a back flip off of the bed jumping into the air and landing with both feet together (points deducted for hopping, staggering, hitting the fan, furniture, shoes, or any other object that may cause personal injury)....he waited for the roommate to call out the score from down the hall...a 9.7 was achieved!

by Badger2 October 8, 2010

dormouse

ubercool resident of the massassi temple. role model for all

"<Ford> Dormouse is only the single coolest person in all of massassiland"

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

domosexual

Someone unnaturally attracted to bald people.

George Costanza's girlfriend is a real domosexual

by involuntarymisogynist April 26, 2009

dismotherment

To have ones mother removed.

Shut up or I'll dismother you.

by OMGPLZ September 14, 2003

two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.

I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.

by Big red machine March 25, 2007

Domonic

Domonic uses his excess body mass as an excuse to come into contact with the male gender and repulse the females .

Domonic is the lonely fat guy who sits in the corner reading his book. And participates in the fun events of non-sport every wednesday.

by Hanry Ridingson December 22, 2008