by OMAR NUMBER 1 -SOMEone said September 30, 2019
Get the Fucking donutmug. The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.
Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.
by dark triad February 18, 2009
Get the donut bonesmug. The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.
“Can I borrow your torch head?” “Don’t you have one?” “Yeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.” “Why?” “I think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, I’m gonna give her a crispy donut.”
by trix4blow69xxx July 1, 2021
Get the Crispy Donutmug. by Anal Pounder May 2, 2014
Get the vinegar donutmug. Once upon a time.... In a land far far away, there lived a husband and a wife... The husband loved his wife very much, despite her extreme laziness... One day, the husband had to leave on a business trip...and knowing how lazy his wife was, he made her a GIANT donut to put around her neck to eat... However, little did he know that she was SO lazy that when she finished the front half of the donut, she didn't even turn her head to eat the rest of it.... So she died. THE END. the moral of the story: don't be lazy (like Elizabeth)
Brianna: "I was lying in bed last night and I really had to pee, but I just thought if I fell back asleep I wouldn't have to pee anymore.... I spent like 50 minutes lying awake!"
Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"
Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"
by rock..paper..scissors..SPIDER. December 25, 2011
Get the Donut Ladymug. throwing donuts (preferably custard filled) at moving cars.
Usually late at night and from another moving car.
Usually late at night and from another moving car.
by slimpig April 10, 2007
Get the donutingmug. by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009
Get the donut frostermug.