Dial-up

1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.

2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.

My dial-up connection was interrupted by call waiting.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

Dialexic

Dyslexia when dialling or texting on cellphone.

Random misspelling, wrong numbers, wrong recipients for texts - all are symptoms of being dialexic.

You are obviously dialexic because you sent that text to me by mistake.

by MrsMeat February 20, 2012

dial 0

no fucks given

when they ask me for my number i dont hit em with the digits. i just tell em "Dial 0 that's how many fucks are given"

by karab March 30, 2015

Dialrea

A condition held by those who make frequent phone calls

The phone company should pay her medical bills- she has unrelenting dialrea

by Oliverlola September 23, 2016

DiCaprio Syndrome

Leonardo DiCaprio only dates attractive women up to the age of 25. Many other heterosexual men are like this. No matter how old they get they will only ever want to date young women up to the age of 25.

My mate was dating an attractive young woman who was 25. She has now turned 26 and he has dumped her, therefore he must have DiCaprio syndrome!

by Superduderocketpower July 25, 2019

Decalipulate

The act of manipulating a very large group of people, ranging from anywhere between a million to a trillion people.

Go decalipulate them right now

by Bucketissmart May 16, 2023

/Dialogue start

Commonly used online by attractive males to indicate the want to start a conversation

“Yo dude I think your wife is cheating on you /Dialogue start”

by DonnySean October 15, 2023