Denver Dick Destroyer

The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum 4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the female flexes her pelvic muscle and hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the box of staples open them up and break them apart and put them in her vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won't get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!

Guy 1: man this party is boring, does anyone want to play Jenga?
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p

Denver Dick Destroyer by GINGERJUULFUCKER January 11, 2020

Tapioca Destroyer 

When a woman is giving a man a blowjob and he vomits on her.

While Lucy was servicing her man he hit her with The Tapioca Destroyer.

Tapioca Destroyer by TurboSC61 January 7, 2009

conan the destroyer 

The most kick ass man in all of history. Known for getting the girls and killing the bad guys. A precedent for James Bond, but instead of using a gun, he uses a sword.

Conan the destroyer just pillaged the village.

conan the destroyer by Seabass January 20, 2005

destroyed 

Term used to describe the state of mind and body once a person has immersed themselves in an utter state of destruction caused by an excess of drugs and alcohol or any other form of destruction.

Damn man - handle your destruction!
I can't man - I've partook in too much destruction this evening and don't even know my own fucking name!

destroyed by Rump January 30, 2004

cock destroyers 

a woman/group of women who are empowered by their feminism and destroy cocks and men until they're done.

"we're fucking cock destroyers, aren't we babe" - rebecca more

cock destroyers by xjcistrashx April 3, 2019

Glizzy Destroyer 

Someone who destroys hotdogs

You are a major glizzy destroyer

Glizzy Destroyer by 703Jayy October 5, 2019

oxygen destroyer

A device created by Dr. Serizawa in the original 1954 'Godzilla' film.
The device is a weapon of mass destruction, able to completely wipe out oxygen in a given area.
The professor has a dilemma. He must destroy the device before it falls into the wrong hands. But, should he use it against Godzilla?
In the end, he sacrifices himself, and uses the Oxygen Destroyer to kill both him and Godzilla, so the Oxygen Destroyer will never be created again.
HOWEVER, precambrian life forms in the ocean soil mutated over the course of 41 years. These creatures destroy the oxygen in living organisms. The precambrian microbes mutate into 'Destroyah'. The Destroyah starts out in many juvenile crab-like forms, then joins together as an aggregating giant crab form, then a flying form, and a final form with massive wings.
Of course, he is killed by Godzilla and the JSDF

Oxygen Destroyer: the only way that man has been able to stop Godzilla.
(Aside from Mechagodzilla 1993, of course, which was thwarted by Rodan. Had Rodan not interveinved, Godzilla would not have survived without his other brain)

oxygen destroyer by Aardvark November 8, 2005