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One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.
Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-
by Surviorduide December 2, 2013
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One Direction

The sexiest boyband out there. Consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and that leprechaun Niall Horan. Special guest appearances include: Olly, Wayne and Thomas singing This Is The Moment.
They came third on The X Factor 2010.
Pure amazingness.
They are gods.
And belong to the 5t4s girls.
Js.
Girl 1: I think I've got One Direction Infection!
Girl 2: Same!
by We'll be back shortly March 24, 2011
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Directioner

Someone who is not 'obsessed', but 'dedicated' to One Direction. They support the boys in everything they do and will always stay by their side no matter how rough things get in this fandom. They may not know everything, but they know a lot to pass the Directioner mark.

They support the boys in everything they do and do not hate on their friends, family, girlfriends etc. They have many posters, know the lyrics to One Direction's songs and stick together as a family. Directioners aren't mean, but can be a bit 'sassy' if someone teases the boys, sends hate to anyone related to the boys, tease other Directioners etc.
Directioners are one of the best fandoms.

A Directionator will try and bring a Directioner down, but it will not work.

A Directioner shouted, "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!!"
by iJanoskianator January 17, 2013
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one direction

A British and Irish pop boy band that was created on July 23, 2010 at 8:22pm by Simon Cowell on the X Factor UK. Also One Direction is better then bts
You there's one direction they are so cool and hot
by Eleanor_Is_Amazing June 1, 2019
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derection

When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.
When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.

The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.

That ugly girl gives me a derection.
by Anonymous123469 July 11, 2006
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derection

The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.

There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )

(Word origin : South African potato)
•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"
by PigeonSlayer February 8, 2019
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false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012
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