johnny depp

Ruined pirates forever

Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole

by Dillon Farnum January 16, 2005

johnny depp

A good actor who sits in his house in the cheese sniffing country of France. While sitting in his house, he bad mouths America. Then he comes over here, stars in a movie and makes a ton of money off of our country (which he hates so much).

"I'm Johnny Depp. I'm a hypocrite."

by Mike Dizzy April 9, 2006

johnny depp

the man that every girl would masterbate because of.

Johnny Depp makes every girl horny.

by youwilleatit January 2, 2009

Johnny Depp

God's gift to the world. Was voted sexiest man alive two years running. Has been known to talk openly about his support of the legalization of marijuana. As close as you can get to being perfect.

Straight guy: whoah who's that?
Girl: Johnny depp!
Previously straight gay man: I would tap that!

by Twocoolwhitegirls April 20, 2010

johnny depp

he is such a loser. they say he is hot but he is so not. and he cant act worth a shit! i am so glad he died in POTC:DMC

johnny depp sux and i hope he will die by choking at a restaurant and nobody will help him, they will just laugh at him

by shannon<3 September 3, 2006

johnny depp

the sexiest man alive and gabi's biggest obsession...ahhhh

johnny depp is mine

by hmmmm i wonder... June 28, 2004

johnny depp

talented, sexy, old but cool

I could do Johnny Depp!

by Isabelle November 5, 2003