ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 6, 2024

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Receiver-end Missile Detection Jamming

You know... You could probably set up a system where you obstruct the ability of the person you are firing misses at to detect individual missiles. Like, you get into their sonar and then blot out the individual missile on the end of the receiver.

Hym Iam "Yeah. That would probably work. Receiver-end Missile Detection Jamming. Do that."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2026

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National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

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