dating like a guy

not looking for a relationship, just a good time. just wanting to have fun and not be tied down to any one.
the song like a guy helps explain it a little bit.

"im gonna start dating like a guy"

why guh?

"because im just wanna have a good time"

by kristen paige August 7, 2007

self-dating

aka- masturbation,self pleasure

Been so stressed out lately, I've been 'self dating' to keep my sanity.

by anonymous June 25, 2004

carbon dating

Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.

Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.

by Sterling T December 31, 2006

dating gridlock

It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.

I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"

by Mydaho January 12, 2009

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

by Devon112 June 23, 2019

Fake Dating

When two people embark on an activity together that could be construed as a date, such as bowling, cinema, or even coffee.

Whether there is interest or not, this action shall be observed as a fake date due to the one to one nature. This could be done deliberately by two people interested in each other who aren't classing it as a date for whatever reason (example a), or accidentally by two friends or acquaintances attempting to merely enjoy each other's company (example b).

Example A -

Josh: You fancy going out for a coffee?

Georgia: I like you but I just broke up with my boyfriend, I don't want to date again straight away.

Josh: Well then let's just be fake dating?

Example B -

Brendon: You wanna go to the cinema later dude?

Charlie: But won't it look a bit weird, like we're dating or something?

Brendon: Nah everyone knows we'd be fake dating

by pepsimaxginger April 22, 2017

dating

American definition:
Widespread social practice through which a guy happily whores himself out for a few hours to a costly female in exchange for hopes of getting laid and eventually a lonely night of sexual frustration.

European definition:
Final stage of courting whose female acceptance necessarily leads to bedroom fun in the immediate aftermaths.

“Hey Mike, how was dating last night? – Well the bitch asked for a ride home so I had to finish myself in the bathroom and spend the rest of the night sleeping on the crutch”

“Hey Giorgio, how was your date last night? – Dude, she wouldn’t even let me finish dessert so I took her home and made her bite the pillow until she passed out”

by rafaleracer April 13, 2006