bangle dangle

A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.

Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"

Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"

Tina - "yep"

Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"

Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

Five-hole dangler

A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".

Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.

And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....

Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.

by Wandymon October 2, 2007

Dangle berry

When you Don't wipe your ass correctly and you get little balls of Poo attached to your asshole hair

Jim "My ass is so itchy"

Gary "You must have a case of the Dangle berrys"

by Gazzo5 October 10, 2008

fuckin dangler

when ur takin a shit and theres still a piece hangin on ur ass

i was takin a shit and i had fuckin dangler afterwards. i tried to wiggle my ass around the toilet seat but it never dropped.

by vanessa nukka!!!! July 15, 2006

danglechuck

The piece of skin that hangs from one's loose vagina. Ususally brown - light pinkish.

"while she was on the phone i played around with her danglechuck..."
"sounds like fun... did you catch the sox game last night?

by nsmport April 24, 2007

Dangle

Dangling is a way of life. You can dangle with your friends, meaning to hang out. Doing so makes you a "dangler". Danglers often do things such as consuming obscene amounts of alcohol and abuse drugs, usually to the point of sickness or passing out. Danglers don't give a fuck about anything. They are not judgmental, they are accepting, anyone can be a dangler. He who dangles the hardest may gain the title "Dangle Master".

I'm going dangling with the boys. When we gonna dangle? Work hard, dangle harder.

by DangleMaster May 17, 2014

man dangle

The male genitalia. AKA cock, dick, rod, unit, shaft, the general, purple headed yogurt shooter, and penis.

Her eyes widened when she saw the bulge created by his man dangle.

by Occasus April 22, 2006