When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain
Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks
by Schneider’s mum August 07, 2019
I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.
Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.
Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.
by CarbonBlixy May 05, 2016
whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.
yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.
by mascow March 14, 2016
The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.
“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.
Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.
Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
by mmcdonald92 November 17, 2010
by Gazrocks April 08, 2013
n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004