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Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds
Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole
by Gross fat man December 2, 2011
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Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.
Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.
by Martova October 28, 2011
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Curly curtains

When you grow out your pubs so there is a curtain for your Willy.
When my boyfriend popped a chub, the curly curtains opened.
by Blaine Bane August 28, 2017
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rose curtains

A nice looking, neatly packaged vagina an inny. Opposite to beef curtains
Yeah man she had the best looking rose curtains I’ve ever seen, not gross like fucking beef curtains
by Cydneypop July 22, 2018
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Squid Curtains

Linda had nasty squid curtains
by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018
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Burp Curtains

The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.
“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
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