Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.

When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"

by TwoTimer January 30, 2008

cummer

a terrible male orgasm

Guy 1: how was it
Guy 2: a total cummer

by Buster Hyman Tank August 1, 2007

cummie

n. A young woman that thinks that she is too good or hot for a guy, but still flirts and flaunts herself. Often claims to have a boyfriend that lives miles away.

The cummie wore a very short skirt on campus to make young fratters jealous of what they can't have.

by Hutt December 17, 2008

cummer's bay

1. The pool of cum left by a girl/boy after a good fucking .

Example:
Guy1 "So I heard you got it in with that new hot girl. How was it ?"
Guy2 "Yah. She must've liked it a lot cause she left a cummer's bay."

by BossLadyBelle June 9, 2010

cumbleupon

A stumbleupon profile used solely for finding pornography.

I stumbled onto this sweet lesbian porn video on my cumbleupon last night.

by sir elgeiw January 9, 2013

Cumbled

To Jizz in your pants. This is often because of a hot female approaching and can be found amongst horny teenagers and old men, but a few cases can appear in blue balls suffering men.

Dude, hot girl approaching.
Where?! Where?!

(Sees said girl and awkwardly shuffles while making weird faces)
Um.... I may or may have not cumbled

by oTommyDo July 5, 2016

Cumble

Cumble, the litle balls of semen that gather in your pubic hair after sex

Bruh, after I gave Jones that fat cream pie, I had cumbles for a week.

by Brogantac August 30, 2019