by Vedderno1 June 01, 2022
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by go commit not feeling so well September 30, 2018
Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.
How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…
by JG500 August 27, 2022
Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
by santgozpt April 13, 2018
You cant go in the place with the shit that you wanna take but you can get in there and usually the choice that gets picked is to hop in and take that shit.
Is this criminalism??
by Ak40Xan October 12, 2019
One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.
by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 03, 2020