Catholic Loophole

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.

"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."

by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013

Red Bank Catholic High School

Mr. Ross is a fat Cunt who gets fucked by a strap on by his Chinese wife after she makes him chicken vindaloo. He has saggier titties than my 90 year old Grandma. Anyways boys like it up for more definitions

Sincerely, Mr. Ross's Chinese Children

Mr Ross works at Red Bank Catholic High School to feed his Chinese children who eat dog

by Mr. Ross’ Chinese children September 16, 2019

Catholic vasectomy

(n.) 1. A complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds sex from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. The most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.

Q: Hey, man, did you get snipped?
A: Nah, my wife gave me a Catholic vasectomy instead.

by Snark Chariot September 13, 2014

catholic school

a place where kids don’t act catholic at all because there parents made them go there. only goes to church when the school requires you to, were the ugliest uniforms, can’t have died hair nail polish etc., no leggings on dress down days, wears their skirts shorter than short. they just don’t act catholic at all. have to find a way to sneak their phone into class. they are the cheating masters! people go to school high as heaven. distracts the teachers to get off of topic so you don’t have to keep learning (especially religion class). public school kids are put to shame next to a catholic school kid. once a catholic school kid always a catholic school kid.

public school friend: hey how are you’re grades so high
catholic school kid: my teachers don’t know my ways but the kid next to me was pretty smart

by penguins💛🖤 August 6, 2019

Marquette Catholic High School

Marquette Catholic High School is the place where dreams go to die. You are surrounded by kids who think that their shit is pure gold, and not to mention the worst education in Indiana(Even though Indiana's Education is pretty for terrible). You have been warned of the dangers of entering this snotty barely prep school. #Seek better education.

The kids at Marquette Catholic High School are inbred and drug addicted.

by BlazerUp December 8, 2016

St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon

Most students use to be on piss and are in jail but ever since Mr Shields came pussyos took over. The only year that is entertaining is year 9 at written time (2018-2019). Also St Mary's is notorious for drill artist SL studying there.

When the head was Mr Ughwujabo:

"What school do you go?"

"St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon"

"Oh shit I'm sorry I'll leave you alone"

by TMGKendrik1994 June 13, 2019

crapolia

Crapolia is a word describing a place, town, world full of crap! Or it could mean a place that contains a lot of random stuff!

I have never seen so much crap in my life, where are we, Crapolia?

This place is so random, it should be called crapolia!

by CRaPoLoGy February 25, 2009