(verb) The act of having a collision, and then in the aftermath, having an involuntary bowel movement.
(noun) The act of shitting oneself at the wheel, and then upon realisation of said act, involuntarily crashing.
(noun) The act of shitting oneself at the wheel, and then upon realisation of said act, involuntarily crashing.
I was driving along at what I believed to be a steady pace, after four bottles of gin, somehow hit an invisible wall, and in the shock of the moment found my trousers to be browned... Some crapsh that was!
Well officer, earlier I was up the dale taking a right good length up my shitbox, upon my journey home, I realised, by the sudden warmth under my freshly shove scrote, that my quivering sphincter had relaxed, and released a turd burger of normally impassible size, which then caused me to make a sharp right turn when I should really have made a slight left, and I crapshed in to lesbian!
Well officer, earlier I was up the dale taking a right good length up my shitbox, upon my journey home, I realised, by the sudden warmth under my freshly shove scrote, that my quivering sphincter had relaxed, and released a turd burger of normally impassible size, which then caused me to make a sharp right turn when I should really have made a slight left, and I crapshed in to lesbian!
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cransexual is when and where you feel sexually attracted to cranberries
EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.
cransexual is when and where you feel sexually attracted to cranberries
EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.
EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.
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