Adventure Cramp

A pain in the abdomen caused by extreme sexual positioning.

I am sure she got an Adventure cramp after what I did to her last night.

by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021

Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Cramps

Something that happens when a woman or female is bleeding through their private area and has TONS of cramps,and they say women are weak.

Female 1:FUCK MY PERIOD STARTED.
Female 2:THE CRAMPS-

by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020

Cramp

A follower of the devil of Christmas Krampus. But the downsyndrome version.

I am a cramp

by CrampLover123 September 5, 2018

cramp as hell

When something is exciting and/or cool

Synonym: Hype

Person 1: Check out my new J's!
Person 2: That's cramp as hell!!!

by Alex and Tyra July 22, 2016

couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.

I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.

by Case Lee January 26, 2019