Wise Cracking Rabbi 

A Rabbi who you usually walk down a hall with and when asked a question he answers it with some wisely cracked joke. He has long curly hair, a star of david necklace and a yamaka.

Jim: Do you charge for your circumcisions??
Rabbi: No I just keep the tips!!
Jim: You wise cracking rabbi bastard

Wise Cracking Rabbi by Overweight Chumbawumba February 27, 2011

Rib cracking drunk 

When you get so drunk you kick your dog, cat ormaybe wife so hard that you crack a few ribs.

dude i got so drunk last night, i kicked the dog so hard and heard at least three ribs crack, it was a rib cracking drunk night!!!

Rib cracking drunk by fuji1611 August 1, 2014

Crackilackin 

It's pretty much the stupidest way of saying asking/saying what's up.

Person 1: What's crackilackin?
Person 2: ...You're retarded. -walks away-
Person 3: The Krispy Kreme truck crashed, that's what the fuck is crackilackin, you retard.

Crackilackin by Oivey October 18, 2008

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

Jenny Crankin It by Nick Fox July 29, 2008

Jackin' and Clackin'

When someone is tap dancing and jacking off at the same time.

The students who did a performance of Jackin' and Clackin' for the talent show were expelled.

Jackin' and Clackin' by Tuturuu~~ March 22, 2016

cracking cans 

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.

- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.

cracking cans by Boags July 24, 2007

Cracking someone 

Laying someone out or beating someone up

“I just cracked his shit“

ill crack you

cracking someone

Cracking someone by realthug420 February 23, 2020