spooge cousins

n. pl. Two or more people who are related by the fact that their semen has touched the same person, especially in the context of sex.

Damn, man, you mean your DAD hit that shit!?! That means you're spooge cousins! That's fucked up!

by unperson September 1, 2003

cousin choice

A decision or action with equal amounts of positive and negative implications. Potentially more negative implications than good, just like the ramifications of having sex with your cousin.

"It was a tough cousin choice to accept the job offer, the money is good but lousy hours.

by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007

cousined

when you are purposed cock slapped from behind

DeMarcus Cousin from Kentucky purposely cousined Da'Sean Butler from West Virginia in the testicles during the 2010 Elite Eight.

by groff6 March 27, 2010

weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009

Hot Cousin

The last piece of food on a platter that no one wants to take out of guilt or fear of getting shamed.

Everybody looks, but no one wants to touch it.

That last pig in a blanket was sitting there staring at me so I hot cousined that shit.

by Hungry Eye April 16, 2013

kissing cousin

n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.

I'm not sure exactly how I'm related to him, he's just a kissing cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004

cousin

A word many native americans call eachother, it does not nesasrly mean they are related. Some of the native American beliefs say that the creator ceated us all, therefore we are all cousins.

Hey cousin, wuts up.

by Jeremiah January 16, 2005