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Swamp cooter

by Hennyqueen December 18, 2016
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Fantabulous Roller Coaster

The process by which a person (male or female) is approaching the climax of an orgasm and begins to get very excited. At the actual climax they start to laugh hysterically to the point where they vomit all over themselves and then immediately follow it up by sobbing uncontrollably.
John: I had a fantabulous roller coaster last night with lindsay.

Rick: Aww man that sucks. Sorry to hear that.

John: Don't be.
by masguy December 1, 2007
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Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.
Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!
by JestyCat August 2, 2010
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dutch roller coaster

It's when you go in bed naked with your girlfriend / wife and carefully turn into a roller coaster.
I'm a badass Dutch roller coaster-er.
by Connorgon December 10, 2014
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closter

holy shit morning glory is so frkn closter
by behindyou_45 March 6, 2005
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Cooter Pie

The best disguised name for a vagina, mainly used at drive-thru windows.
Customer: Do you guys still have the cooter pie?

McDonald's Worker: (yelling) DO WE STILL HAVE THE COOTER PIE?
by n-hole December 22, 2008
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cooter

i stuck my finger in her cooter
by taboobies November 26, 2006
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