Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
Get the Anal cords mug.A wire that connect a tool or machine to an outlet which provides its power. The essential part for corded machines to turn on.
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Get the Cord mug.The opposite of a cord-cutter. Someone who realizes that they are spending too much money on streaming subscriptions and goes back to cable or satellite TV.
by Mikemaan May 19, 2022
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(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
by VegasBrain2025 December 12, 2025
Get the Cord Griffin mug.by Barkus98 February 16, 2022
Get the Parachute Cord mug.Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
by JayWalk45 April 10, 2010
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