Cord Griffin
(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
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Get the cord mug.Someone who tends to be a nice guy and a loyal friend who always acts older than he is. If you insult a Cord or his friends he will get pissed and relentlessly insult you and yell at you he can be very scary in this state but not as scary as it when you physically attack him, he will almost always win a fight and he’ll act like rage is the only thing keeping him alive but when with his friends he is pretty chill and just himself. Babes tend to love Cord’s thinking their funny and attractive. They also usually have a pretty long penis and decently large balls.
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Get the Parachute Cord mug.Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
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