bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

Cord-nevers

One who is not, and would not countenance being, attached by cord to any electronic device. Strictly wireless as a matter of principle.

Cord-nevers look down on cord-cutters, who look down on landliners, who look down on TV-setters, who look down on AOL-addressees like me.

by Mariah Lifer April 23, 2018

Cord Ghost

Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.

Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom

*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!

DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!

by JayWalk45 April 10, 2010