boba-cooch

putting multiple boba bubble balls in your cooch and sneezing so they pop in said cooch

I heard Emma and Tiffany had boba-coochs over the weekend

by howdyluvs December 11, 2019

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.

I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch

by coochpooch June 5, 2010

Cooch Cremé

Often mistaken as a cosmetic product, Cooch Cremé is in fact a by-product of Busting ones Igler (AKA. popping their cherry) Cooch Cremé has a similar consistency to cottage cheese.

Damn Son, you busted the Igler wide open and got Cooch Cremé everywhere!

by Beegan January 23, 2017

Cooch Pouch

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.

John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*

by smilesalot February 6, 2014

Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017

Cooch Shooter

When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina

Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter

by Pmdono May 14, 2016

cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017