A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.
Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.
Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.
Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!
by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009
Get the conversation bumpermug. Someone who mixes different parts of different converstions you had together and makes it sound like something you did not say. One who samples differents pieces of conversations together to make it seem like you said something you didn't just as a DJ samples music
by xxloosecannonxx December 24, 2009
Get the Conversational DJmug. "So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male
by AwkwardSilenceGuy August 29, 2010
Get the Conversation Assassinationmug. “Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”
by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023
Get the Split conversionmug. Kieth: ...and so that's why I always...
*Conversation Hunter enters room.*
Hunter: Penis.
Kieth: ... WTF?
Hunter: My work here is done! *Dissapears*
*Conversation Hunter enters room.*
Hunter: Penis.
Kieth: ... WTF?
Hunter: My work here is done! *Dissapears*
by 3217 October 22, 2010
Get the Conversation Huntermug. When there is a passing conversation between two friendly people, but for some reason it is awkward. The word “good” will be used several times and is usually repeated several times even in one a single trailing response.
"Good Conversation"
Evan: Hey Chris, how are things going?
Chris: Good, how are you?
Evan: Good. Did you have a good weekend?
Chris: Yeah it was good. How was your weekend?
Evan: Good…good
Chris: Good…
Evan: Alright, I’ll see you later.
Evan: Hey Chris, how are things going?
Chris: Good, how are you?
Evan: Good. Did you have a good weekend?
Chris: Yeah it was good. How was your weekend?
Evan: Good…good
Chris: Good…
Evan: Alright, I’ll see you later.
by The Jerkst0re September 8, 2011
Get the Good Conversationmug. An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.
Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
by Beanstalker August 25, 2010
Get the Obvious conversationmug.