A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)
by EuroOD October 17, 2015
Get the Glossy Conker mug.Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.
by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020
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John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!
James - Oooh what happened?
John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.
John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!
James - Oooh what happened?
John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.
by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009
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Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference
Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference
by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011
Get the Peer Press Conference mug.A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.
John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.
Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?
John: No it is a sit-down meeting.
Later...
Joe: How did your meeting go?
John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?
John: No it is a sit-down meeting.
Later...
Joe: How did your meeting go?
John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011
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Basic Girl 1: Are you going to see One Direction?
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.
by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014
Get the jones beach concert mug.January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019
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