Backstabbing bunch of noobs who couldnt fight there way out of a wet paper bag. Should all be kicked in the bollocks and fed to the pigs
Wankers!
Wankers!
by Blah November 20, 2004
Get the 13th royal commandosmug. Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.
When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
by ralphieG December 18, 2012
Get the Couch Commando know it allmug. by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
Get the Ratchet and Clank: Going Commandomug. The name of the anime series starring a boy who meets a guy named Masarusan, who has a fighting style called, "The Sexy Commando".
To do the Sexy Commando, Masarusan unzips his pants (That's right kiddies) to distract the opponent. Then, he goes at them, violently attacking them with his fist. Sometimes he likes to gross his opponent out by having pigeons fly out of his pants.
by Alexi December 23, 2003
Get the Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyomug. The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.
Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.
by Frempt November 25, 2009
Get the Squeeze one out like a commandomug. From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.
sim. Paratrooping
sim. Paratrooping
by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013
Get the valleys commandomug. When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.
A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
Get the Commando Shieldmug.