by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.
Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
by IJustWatchedThis September 3, 2016

Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016

by Master Elf June 3, 2018

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".
by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

by zomgx3 September 3, 2016

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016
