A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.
ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
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Someone who still believes in saving the planet but understands that it cant be done in the traditional ways.
They believe in peace and love, but also in protecting themselves if the situation calls for it.
They also shower and have a job.
But they still smoke weed.
And they believe in gun rights.
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They also shower and have a job.
But they still smoke weed.
And they believe in gun rights.
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"Its those damn contemporary hippies."
"Its those damn contemporary hippies."
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Get the Content mug.An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
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Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.
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Get the pissing contest mug.One-hundred fifty dollars. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Half means 50 as in half of 100. The word "note" actually come from the $100 bill it's self. Which reads, "This note is leagal tender for all debts, public and private."
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