clusterphobia

(n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.

Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.

by Black@Heart December 13, 2009

rolling cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe an individuals ongoing total and complete failure to competently complete their work or mission, due to their idiocy, administrative stupidity and stubbornness; or the result of same.

His(her)work is all screwed up. He(she)is a 'rolling cluster fuck.'

by Brandt Domas February 27, 2004

Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.

Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

clusterfucking

An orgy, sex en masse

It was a room full of people fucking, one giant clusterfuck

by Anonymous December 21, 2002

cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.

Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.

by edge cass March 5, 2008

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.

Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by Bill Smales September 8, 2006

CLUSTERSEX

An orgy consisting of 40+ people in a very confined space. ie: closet, portapotty.

Dave: "Hey! There's a CLUSTERSEX going on Friday night, ya' down?"
Tyrone: "How big's the room?"
Dave: "It's the phonebooth on 4th Street."

by milkBAKE September 9, 2015