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Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.
Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav
by closedchav May 30, 2011
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Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail
my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.
by urquie8910 January 24, 2011
mugGet the Playground's Closedmug.

Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.
Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!
by Tanzania fire ant November 20, 2015
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Cadburys Close

Relating to the Anus, more specifically to the act of Anal Sex, also known as Hershey Highway in the USA
Shall I take you up Cadburys Close? or He took me up Cadburys Close last night
by Marc Cain May 30, 2008
mugGet the Cadburys Closemug.

Close regs

stop letting noobs join a game
Noob being annoying/asking too many questions.

You say, close regs.
by AAnguish September 28, 2008
mugGet the Close regsmug.

funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.
So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.
by Snathans January 6, 2009
mugGet the funeral closemug.

Fladbury Close

The amazing place where Helena, Dayna, Sophie and Nyall live. Is In the great D-Y !!!
We live in fladbury close now
by HootHoot December 6, 2012
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