Closing Slippers

Closing slippers are shoes worn by high power closers; they typically are highly polished and have poge tassels. Worn by the best closers in the world.

Dave go get your closing slippers on and write the deal!

by 714closer January 06, 2011

Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.

Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!

by Tanzania fire ant October 04, 2015

Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.

Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav

by closedchav May 05, 2011

funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 06, 2009

Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail

my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.

by urquie8910 January 24, 2011

Fladbury Close

The amazing place where Helena, Dayna, Sophie and Nyall live. Is In the great D-Y !!!

We live in fladbury close now

by HootHoot November 30, 2012

close the ligh

wen u a bih

yes

am bih
close the LIGH

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