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Clemsoning

(verb) 1. When you are widely favored to succeed and instead crash & burn. 2. Failing miserably and/or by a wide margin 3. Horribly embarrassing yourself in front of loved ones and strangers alike. 4. Having multiple records broken against you in front of a large audience.
1. When Google Plus launched it took a real Clemsoning. 2. When the hare raced the tortoise he really got Clemsoned. 3. When Snooki's parents decided not to have that abortion, they really pulled a Clemson.
by 5Speed January 11, 2012
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Clematis

pronounced /ˈklɛmətɨs/, from Ancient Greek klematis, a climbing plant, often periwinkle is a genus of mostly vigorous climbing lianas, with attractive flowers. When the pollen of this beautiful flower is snorted it can cause hallucinogenic effects.

Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".

Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.
"Pass me that Vitamin C", "I gotta get some Vitamin C, YO", "I hear Clematis is beautiful this time of year."
by vtamnClover May 25, 2009
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clemie

she is a super nice girl, she will be your best friend forever, she’s is the most amazing but annoying girl ever, she is short, not tall,if you have a friend named clemie !! keep her forever, oh and she will also always steal your man. so beware
girl: oh your dating clemie

boy: ya, why?
girl: she’s the best!
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clemson

the best team in the world. where the real Death Valley is located. the most exciting 25 seconds in college football. home of thunder and lightning. the loudest stadium in the country. has the best fans, and clemson kicks carolinas ass every year.
by BCMD August 9, 2007
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Mt. Clemens

Best place to have been born in.
I was born in Mt. Clemens, and therefore am the best person ever.
by sfho9iukyhgfdlikyfgdkujhgfd August 5, 2009
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clemin

A fake swear word invented by the writers of the hit show Family Guy in season 5:

It has no real meaning, but chances are, if it ever becomes part of the standard U.S. vernacular, no one will be allowed to use it on regular television shows.
Tom Tucker - "America's hottest new curse word, Clemin. We'll tell you what it means, after the break."
by FamFan June 27, 2009
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clementon

A little town near Lindenwold that has an amusement park...but you've never been to the park and frankly you have no clue where that amusement park is.
Yo...where is Clementon Park? I've never seen it.
by Alex111011 December 1, 2006
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