mia claire

Mia Claire is a very beautiful girl! Mia Claire is very sporty and athletic. Mia Claire is very attractive to guys but doesn’t always likes them like they do but she will still help them as much as possible. Mia Claire is a very friendly, mature, and pretty. Mia Claire is most likely to be very smart. Mia Claire can loose her temper and have a smart mouth. Mia Claire has a lot of friends. Mia Claire is very special. If you have a Mia Claire you will be very thankful and grateful!

Who’s that? Oh that’s my girlfriend Mia Claire she’s so beautiful and special.

by LAN_2345 November 22, 2017

Chair throwing stupid

Someone who is so stupid they make you want to throw a chair or another nearby heavy object.

I was in a rage after having to work with Scott because he is chair throwing stupid.

by schwammy January 20, 2011

chair rot

The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.

I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot

by Plo9y January 12, 2015

caireen

Caireen is the best mother, girlfriend, wife, and loyal friend you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Wildly interesting and never judgemental- she is one in a million! Caireen plays down her beauty and has a magnetic quality that draws children, men and women. She is fiercely loyal and chooses to have only quality people in her inner circle. Hands down one of the best women you will ever meet.

Caireen is a funny, feisty, warrior that is incredibly witty and wise.

by Laughinlor February 3, 2018

chair day

On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)

Person1: here’s your chair day present

Person2: oh no

*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021

Police: why did you push her

Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig

(Pig= police)

by A1r1i1a1n1a March 20, 2021

Chairbound

Someone so high they can't physically get up.

Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

by Insullent Productions March 25, 2021

eric cairns

Perhaps one of the better fighters in the NHL. He has no problem with beating your face in. A guy I wouldn't like to piss off.

Fan: I saw that you put Crosby into the boards
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.

by WeaselHunter March 7, 2007