optimistic cigarette

a spliff smoked after breakfast and before dinner with close friends. Typically followed by reading and low-fi music, or casual conversation.

hey dude let's roll an optimistic cigarette, we got nothin' better to do.

optimistic cigarette by Thomas j! August 20, 2007

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free cigarette

If a guy offers you a "free cigarette", he is actually offering you a blow job. This is code between gay guys to identify each other when unsure if the other person is gay or straight. This prevents a potentially embarrassing situation that could occur by accidentally coming on to a straight guy, especially considering the abundance of metrosexuals these days.

"Want a free cigarette?"

"You got any free cigarettes?"

free cigarette by 'thaniel June 19, 2008

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Beirut Cigarette

The result of removing tobacco from a cigarette and adding in pubic hair. This pubic hair/tobacco mixture is then repacked back into the cigarette and given out the next time a stranger tries to bum one off of you.

In some variations of the Beirut Cigarette the hair is distributed evenly throughout, resulting in a slow, steady inhalation of the ball hair by the bum. In another variation, the hair is rolled into one big ball and placed somewhere in the middle of the cigarette with tobacco on either end. The result is a sudden spark and a "poof" of burnt hair when the smoker gets to the right point.

-"Aw, what's that smell?"
-"That kid just lit up the Beirut Cigarette!"

-"Hey nobody look over here, I'm shaving off some pubes for the Beirut Cigarette."

Beirut Cigarette by THREE-SIX November 6, 2012