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Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
Oh yea, let’s rip it”
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
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cigar tucks

It simply means your ability to roll a blunt.
Tyrone: Yo Marcus i got a swisher lets roll a blunt.
Marcus: Aight fasho, i gotta roll it cuz i got cigar tucks.
by Jimmy Jimsonson September 11, 2013
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Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019
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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
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cigars

cigarettes but bigger and i have lung cancer now
i have lung cancer from cigars
by M I L K. M A N July 23, 2021
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cigar yoga

Monica Lewinsky's idea of doing yoga exercises
Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..
by Hunta Davie March 7, 2024
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cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved
Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!
by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024
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