Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.

Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.

by Tim Books June 28, 2020

Henry play me in the chess

A person called henry who is a raging homoosexual and insserts all items into his colon and refuses to play anyone in the chess because's he's shit

Henry play me in the chess

by asqafdafsagfsafa November 7, 2025

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

Bathroom Chess

Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.

"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"

by CCG_2521 July 25, 2023

got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it

random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"

by Tyym October 26, 2022

Chess party

When 3 or more girls get together at one of their mother's houses and proceed to do the following activities in this order:
Play chess
Make a banana cake
Play animal jam
Dance/Workout to meme music
Pass out

Get drunk on water

Jenny: Hey Jayne let's go to your mum's and have a fucking chess party.
Jayne: No.

by ass_sukr October 10, 2018

Chess Kink

Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex

Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight”

by Swagthrasher69 November 10, 2021