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Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =
Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!
by MONiKAA November 12, 2009
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cheeto dust etiquette

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
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Cheetah Rich

To be rich enough to afford pet cheetahs. You may not actually buy pet cheetahs but they are an option, if you are bored enough, or have the connections (i.e. a Toyota corolla or Prius is not your primary means of transportation)
"Damn! that fool is Cheetah Rich", "Oh, so you're going out on your yacht...it must be nice to be Cheetah Rich", "the guy who drove up in his new Bugatti is Cheetah Rich"...you get the picture
by Shawngoez November 12, 2013
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Cheeto mustache

The orange mustache obtained by cheeto particles sticking to the upper lip.
"Dude look at the cheeto mustache on that guy!"
by The butterman March 10, 2015
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Cheeto

Look at our cheeto president
by Kdog721 April 20, 2018
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cheeto pussy

Crusty ass vagina from a girl that gets passed around
That girl kathy has a cheeto pussy it’s so crusty my dick was nasty af after we smashed
by medinerrrrthebeaner January 12, 2018
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Cheetosexual

A name for trump supporters because 1) they love trump and 2) they can finally feel the oppression they want so badly to feel.
Sadly, my parents are cheetosexuals and will never be excepted in civilized society
by Bisexual_mess February 27, 2021
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