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Alice In Chains

1 of the big 4 grunge bands. Made some of the best fuckin bangers, featuring Layne Staley's amazing singing and Jerry Cantrell's amazing guitar skills. You may have heard some of they're songs like man in the box, them bones, would, down in a hole, nutshell and a shit ton more. Check out their unplugged, it's fuckin awesome. Alice in Chains and Nirvana are hands down my favorite grunge bands.
Yo dude have you listened to the album dirt?
Yeah man, Alice in Chains rocks!
by CSkyhawk May 19, 2021
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10,000 chains, $10,000

One who often visits family, friends and coworkers within a 125-mile radius of home or work, and habitually buys or leases used cars up to $10,000 subtotal.
I know how much visiting your loved ones means to you!

10,000 chains, $10,000!
by Ohio River East October 30, 2021
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alice in chains

A grunge band that first came in 1990 with the release of their album "Facelift". Other albums/EPs include "Sap", "Jar of Flies", "Dirt", and "Alice in Chains".

Alice in Chains was the darkest and best band of the grunge era. They were most recognized for their album "Dirt", in which Layne Staley, the lead singer, used heroin as his main inspiration.

The band would break up in '95, and Layne would die from a heroin overdoze in 2002.
Narcotic-inspired music is always great.
by aic_andy June 13, 2004
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chainsaw

Same grip used with a actual chainsaw!!!!

When your about to cum in her mouth, grab a fistful of hair on the top off her head and pinch her nose with the other hand and move her head back and forth.
by Chainsaw_lamymg December 22, 2009
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texas chainsaw massacre

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.
Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"
by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018
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Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.
by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018
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