cempticoyf

Come eat my pussy till cum on your face

Babe cempticoyf

by anonymous March 28, 2023

Cemeg

A shit lesson, everyone dreads cemeg

Oh no! We have cemeg

by DecidingZeus October 10, 2023

pet cemetery cat

rosemary greenwald

don’t let the pet cemetery cat in!!!

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019

semen cemetery

A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant

"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."

by Boinko October 21, 2021

eat cement

eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out

octno: "hey ooga"
eat cement: "אני אכנס לבית שלך ואכל את החתול שלך."

by Soup__ October 21, 2021

Comedy Cemetery

The place where the jokes die.
It is a common place to lame memes, jokes or insults. The prime examples are Sexual humor, Dick jokes, Maternal insults, Flatulence humor, Low-effort jokes/memes, political jokes, and other original jokes that were considered unfunny.

Guy 1: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: OK, Go on.
G1: How to make a Sergeant impressed at his recruits?
G2: Not being a pussy?
G1: Wrong! You should never suck dicks!
G2: Man, your joke belongs to the Comedy Cemetery.
G1: Why?
G2: Because it's cringe and low-effort!
G1: Ah.. Sorry. I'm just new to offensive jokes.
G2: It's okay, you could learn more at homophobic dudes.

by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022

Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.

Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.

by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023