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Celebrity Dan

Anal fornication with ones cousin in a friends bed.
After a family reunion I pulled a totally sweet Celebrity Dan.
by Steve LehrmLu December 16, 2007
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The definition of celebrity seems to always be in a sea of change. Why not, celebrities are like waves, they rise and fall, they come and go. Some are dropping dead like flies. Need I name just a few over the past few years? Robin Williams Chris Farley Alan Rickman Patty Duke It used to be you just needed to be famous to be a celebrity.

Nowadays you need to be super famous like Elon Musk to be a true celebrity. You can be famous for good or bad, but fame is a form of currency that allows you to trade up on your name. Donald Trump has listed his name Trump on his financial statement as being worth $3 Billion. Nice form of currency if you can create it.

Most people become celebrities like Henry Ford because they make things. Other people like Adolf Hitler become celebrities because there are still people in the world who celebrate Hitler's birthday.

Celebrity comes from celebrate which means to "cause attention upon" "heap praise on", or bring a gathering together for a cause or personality. It comes from Latin Latin celebrātus, past participle of celebrāre to crowd, celebrate, derivative of celeber much frequented, famed.

If you get 13 people in a room and cause 12 people to pay attention to, and only focus on 1, that One is the Celebrity. It only takes 6 people promoting one person or cause to make a celebrity in modern social networking society.
"Alex S. Gabor is a celebrity because he represents the worlds greatest living banker trillionaire extraordinaire @AlexXGabor "
by Gabor Acs June 17, 2016
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Celebrity Crush

a person so pretty/handsome that she/he will literally torment your soul especially if its a celebrity crush. Crushes are just a thing made with a good smile, and other attractive traits. These crushes are usually just something that we will hate because we can't be with them just like it CRUSHES your soul but at the same time you would like to be with them. usually a young girl will crush on a celebrity boy or a young boy will crush on Ariana Grande

Celebrity crush (Girl)
Girl celebrity crushes are not common. I will explain why in the next part.

Celebrity crush (Boy)
These celebrity crushes like Seo Tai-ji or Jungkook are amazing. They are more common because there are more boys in the world so more girls will like them.
"Did you listen to Mariah Carey's new album?" "Did you like Ariana Grande's new song?" "Don't crush on Greta Thunberg"
"I loved Seo Tai ji's songs." "Jungkook has good albums" "Justin bieber is so dam annoying"
Celebrity Crushes are SO PAINFUL especially when you know that your parents won't want you to see your dream because the only thing you can do about a celebrity crush is DREAM
by igotitallHANDLED June 8, 2022
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Celebrity assassination movement

A militant movement that has associations with anarchist groups and the world wealth reform movement ect. that seeks to assassinate celebrities because it is outraged that society worships them and gives then tens of millions of dollars a year while most of the people in the world live in poverty and can get the proper medical care they need , and 16,000 thousand people die of starvation somewhere in the world everyday. So, they seek to assassinate the developed worlds beloved celebrities in order to punish it for being so indifferent to the suffering of the rest of the world.
by Judge dredd7 July 1, 2011
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A movement that seeks to assinate celebrities because they are symbols of the establishment and it is an outrage to let people in other parts of the world go without food or medical care while celebrities are given millions of dollars just for a few days work.

And the developed world is the cause of this because they could very easly remedy this if it's really wanted too but will not. So they should be punished by having there beloved celeberaties assinated.

Many of the people in this movement are also in other movement like the world wealth reform movement,neohippie movement,american communist movement and anarchist ect.
by Judge dredd7 December 9, 2011
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Celebrity Chef

A ma'fakin celebrity who people portray to be confused as fuck in the kitchen, but is secretly really a sick cook!

(Also) Underground news on an upcoming reality TV series!
"You may think Paris Hilton only deals with white on the weekends, but you see her with that flour in the kitchen?! Maaaan, she's a Celebrity Chef!"
by duiii August 22, 2011
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Celebrity Driver

(Verb): when there is more than 1 person in the vehicle and the vehicle is being steered by an individual other than the driver.
Heather is a better celebrity driver than an actual driver.
by Drew bear April 28, 2013
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