cellfuck

N. A person who constantly talk on, calls, or plays with cellphones.

God gregs mom is such a cellfuck!

by gray April 24, 2005

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cell phone

a modern day traffic holdup

that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone

by onlyonebowman January 20, 2008

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Any pretentious person with a blinking Bluetooth device in their ear and their cellphone either proudly displayed on their hip or hidden in a pocket or purse. The Bluetooth light reminds you that they're not insane, just complete tools.

"Every where I look in this airport I see blue lights in people's ears. I'm surrounded by cellborgs!"

"There were so many cellborgs at the office today I thought I was in the Cloud City. I started looking around for Billy Dee Williams."

by afrosheen May 25, 2007

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cellimbo

when you are leaving a voicemail for someone, they notice you are calling...they attempt to answer and instead are directed immediately to your voicemail. you see the missed call, call them back...you are directed immediately to their voicemail because they are leaving you a message... the cycle continues until you eventually give them a chance to call you or you give up.

I was stuck in cellimbo for 20 minutes today trying to reach Jim-Bob!

by shooshaboo October 14, 2008

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Celldo

When a cell phone doubles as a dildo due to vibration intensity

Lisa: Call me
RD: On your celldo?
Lisa: Always....

by Whale's Wooster September 13, 2011

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Cell Phone DJ

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.

Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"

by @theosus September 12, 2011

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