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Case of the Kaydens

To have a case of the Kaydens is to be overwhelmed or completely inundated with an immense feeling of sexual attraction or sexual frustration towards something or someone to the point that you lose all ability to communicate or behaviour in a socially acceptable manner. Often when a person is suffering from a case of the Kaydens, they lock their eyes and stare with intensity at their victim. The only way a person may end their episode of a case of the Kaydens is by spoofing off either in private or in that location they first start having a case of the Kaydens. The term originates from the behaviour exhibited by a Kayden ( which the term Kayden is given to a horny male) when he sees a female of attractive nature in a public space.
“ man, you really have a case of the Kaydens don’t you?”
“ that bloke is having a case of the Kaydens at the moment”

“ can you please stop having a case of the Kaydens?”
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case bashing 

To drink an entire case of beer quickly in one sitting with a friend(s)
Friends and I were case bashing in the parking lot before the big game.

case of dilla 

The most incorrect American way to mispronounce "quesadilla." Anyone who uses this word should be immediately kicked out of whatever dining establishment they're in.
American: excuse me, can I order two case of dillas?

Mexican restaurant worker: (sarcastically) sure. do you also want a free side of whack-a-mole?

American: oh, is that the one that's, like, the mashed-up of-uh-condo? see.
case of dilla by someone malignant December 25, 2024

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

Case of the Rorys 

When you repeatedly get close to accomplishing something, but fail due to the pressure of the moment, a la Rory McIlRoy.
I was about to get her number last night, but I caught a Case of the Rorys and started stammering about types of fairway grass. And I was wearing my Sunday red!

Case Hardened Pattern 387 

ohne: time to open a case (he never got Case Hardened Pattern 387)