Carbon Monocide

Acid

When you add one oxygen into carbon monocide, it becomes carbon dicide.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Carbon oxygen carbon potassium

It stands for C-O-C-K

Person 1: How did your date go?
Person 2: So bad, turns out she doesn't like Carbon oxygen carbon potassium

by Ranpapis big toe March 9, 2023

Carbon

A pistol/gun.

That slime a shorts he always gotta a carbon in his reach.

by Backroadg June 17, 2021

Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK

Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?

by fnard March 30, 2023

Carbon as FUCK

When something is super underrated and special

"holy shit bro, hotline miami is CARBON as FUCK!"
"Yeah its BORON as HELL!"
"ARGON as SHIT!"

by Averagemedic April 15, 2023

Carbonated Soda

When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.

"So did you get some?"
"Hell yeah, I gave that hoe a Carbonated soda!"

by life180way January 15, 2021

carbon producer

A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.

Oh look, there's the carbon producer again, he's sooo lame.

by Oxygen Producer June 14, 2017