Internet Cancer

Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.

Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?

Random Jackass #2: No man, what?

Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!

Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(

by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014

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cancertastic

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...

Well that's just cancertastic...

by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017

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pizza cancer

The act of eating way to much pizza and reaching a point of regret in which throwing up feels imminent. Pizza cancer is often achieved at a pizza buffet with extra greasy pizza.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Bill he looks like he's about to die?

Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.

by cap'n hook December 31, 2012

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lard cancer

The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.

Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.

by TheSpudMan June 12, 2018

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